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Buffy:  "Tell me the truth, how's my hair?"
Xander:  "It's great, it's your best hair ever."

~  "I Robot, You Jane"

Buffy:  "Now, that was kinda heroic Xander, grabbing him an' all."
Xander:  "Well, I just did what anybody else would've.  I mean if you wanna label it heroic."

~  "Nightmares"

Willow:  "Personal question?"
Xander:  "Yeah, shoot."
Willow:  "When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?"
Xander:  "Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bench, she was... grotesque."
Willow:  "Still dug her, huh?"
Xander:  "I'm sick, I need help."

~  "Nightmares"

Xander (to Buffy):  "You know, Buffy, Spring Fling is a time for students to gather and... oh God!  Buffy, I want you to go to the dance with me.  You and me on a date."

~  "Prophecy Girl"

Xander (to Buffy):  "Buffy, I like you... a lot.  And I know we're friends and we've had experiences.  We've fought some blood sucking fiends and that's all been a good time.  But I want more... I want to dance with you."

~  "Prophecy Girl"

Angel:  "You're in love with her."
Xander:  "Aren't you?"

~  "Prophecy Girl"

Xander (practicing on Willow his attempt to ask Buffy out):  "You know how I feel about you, it's, uh, pretty obvious, isn't it?  There's never been anyone else for me... but you."

~  "Prophecy Girl"

Buffy (to Xander):  "You look good."

~  "Inca Mummy Girl"

Xander:  "You gave up your life."
Buffy:  "I had you to bring me back."

~  "Inca Mummy Girl"

Larry:  "You and Buffy, you're just friends, right?"
Xander:  "I like to think of it less of a friendship and more of a foundation for future bliss."
Larry:  "So, she's not your girlfriend?"
Xander:  "Alas, no."

~  "Halloween"

Xander:  "Buffy, Lady of Buffdom, Dutchess of Buffonia.  I am in awe.  I completely renounce spandex."

~  "Halloween"

Xander:  "What?  And suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark."
Willow:  "You're not gonna be young forever."
Xander:  "Yes, but I'll always be stupid. [pause] Okay, let's not all rush to disagree."
Buffy:  "You're not stupid."

~  "What's My Line, Part One"

Xander:  "Flowers for milady."
Buffy:  "I think they call those balloons."
Xander:  "Yeah, stick them in water, maybe they'll grow."

~  "Killed by Death"

Angel:  "If I decide to walk into Buffy's room, do you think for one microsecond that you could stop me?"
Xander:  "Maybe not.  Maybe that security guard couldn't either, or those cops, or the orderlies.  But, I'm kinda curious to find out.  You game?"
Angel:  "Buffy's white knight.  You still love her.  It must just eat you up that I got there first."
Xander:  "You're gonna die.  And I'm gonna be there."

~  "Killed by Death"

Xander:  "Is it too much to ask for a little backup?"
Buffy:  "I'm here for you, Xand.  I'm supporto-gal."

~  "The Wish"